Humour, pick one from the list below

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You woke up one morning and realised that you are almost late for that meeting which means, you have to pick just one more item from your table, what will you quickly pick from this list? Your religious book, cash, or mobile phone?

Don’t worry, your car key is with you.

Common, hurry up, pick one last thing between your religious book, money, or mobile phone? Don’t lie. Smiles.

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